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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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cosmicotton:

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

DUDE

I had this fuckin’ dream once,
Where I was in Home Depot
I was hungry as shit so I was walking around
I found some pizza-hut breadsticks, so I was like
"I’m gonna pick these up"
So I brought them to the cashier,
She rings me up and shes like
"That’ll be 40$"
so I pay for it and I get outside
and I’m like freaking out yelling and shit,
I’m in the middle of the parking lot beating the shit out of other people’s cars
like the hulk, I’m just bashing my hands on their cars and leaving dents
yelling about how I paid 40$ for some bread and it was a rip off
My friend Anthony was there and he’s like “Joe calm down”
I completely ignore his ass and keep yelling and beating on people’s cars
I wake up that morning after that dream and I feel like I haven’t slept in 3 days
I feel so terrible
what an awful nightmare

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

DUDE

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i read “I gotta dig back”

i read “I gotta dig back”

Album Art
ArtistEmeli Sande
TitleClown
AlbumOur Version of Events

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sonira:

have you tried to explain to your friends and family that you have in fact received a rich education from the esteemed bird school, only to be met with scoffs, rebuttals, and general doubt? no more, for today you can provide the naysayers with concrete evidence of your breathtaking intellect. print out your bird school degree today and tell the world, “i went to bird school, which is for birds!”
(300 dpi 8 inch by 6 inch file available here.)

sonira:

have you tried to explain to your friends and family that you have in fact received a rich education from the esteemed bird school, only to be met with scoffs, rebuttals, and general doubt? no more, for today you can provide the naysayers with concrete evidence of your breathtaking intellect. print out your bird school degree today and tell the world, “i went to bird school, which is for birds!”

(300 dpi 8 inch by 6 inch file available here.)

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